He listens to everything she says He doesn't try to understand

Sat, 25 Dec 2004 11:29:52 GMT

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU SARCASTIC FUCKS.

Shake it like a polaroid picture.

Thu, 23 Dec 2004 11:14:21 GMT

Yeah, not so much.

Wed, 22 Dec 2004 04:25:03 GMT

My sister is gone, along with her presents.

Yall suck and Im inlove.

Sun, 19 Dec 2004 10:23:18 GMT

HEY FUCKERS!!!! its Mandu here to regulate. I just got a new job and to my surprise and what will be all of yalls its private stripping in the parkinglot of the mall of american. the weather here makes my nipples hard to perfection. So I want you fags on my list to know that I'm falling inlove with a new piece of meat. His name is Dan! ;D I've bitched about him on one of my old blogs. So anyway, I dont know why I was ever such a bitch to him to begin with. I mean c'mon, hes not the smartest but he puts up with my retardednest. btw yall ARE ALL FAGS!!!. AND DAN IS THE MAN!!! so fuck you if you dont like it. SO anyway! I'm having second thoughts about moving back to SD.. I'm starting to want to be in MN more and more now that I've found someone who can put up with my shit! I worship and praise the almighty Dan, a heretik, adonis, my god.. Goodbye and fuck yall.

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 07:09:01 GMT

I got flipped off three times today, all by older men, faggots. One was at the first stop light I hit to get on I94, the dumbass wouldn't move on a green arrow so I blarred my horn, like two minutes later he flipped me off so I blarred my horn again and flipped him off. The second time was when I was on I94 and this retard was going 55 in a 55 but he was in the left lane going the same speed at the semi next to him and the little green car next to that big fucker. He slammed on his brakes after 5 minutes of my riding his ass and then got behind the semi, all while he was holding his middle finger up :(. That's some talent. The last time was at toys r us, humping was involved, it was funny and annoying at the same time. :( People hate me. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

WE WILL FREEZE

Mon, 13 Dec 2004 16:19:50 GMT

Our heat is fucked, I blame my mom. When she lived here we always had this battle where I would turn it on and she would turn it off then my stepdad would turn it on and my mom would turn it off. I think she was retarded for a year. Anyhow, now we have no heat upstairs so my sister and Travis slept downstairs. He snored the whole fucking night and my sister bitched about it the wholeeeeeeee night, I got like 2 hours of sleep. We made cookies yesterday and had a icing fight, now some of that shit it hardened to the floor. Hahaha. I hate cleaning but today is my only day off so I suppose I will try and get that shit off the tile.

Michael & Faizan, Hi, I love you.

Fri, 10 Dec 2004 04:03:06 GMT

If there is at least one person in your life whom you consider a close friend, and whom you would not have met without the internet, post this sentence in your journal.

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 09:18:41 GMT

HI LJ FRIENDS! I love you.

My sister is now up for grabs, plz take her. >:|

Wed, 17 Nov 2004 17:38:03 GMT

Hey bitches, I got my text messaging working. Although every text message I've ever gotten was gone when I got it back, the only reason I got it fixed was so I could read the messages I had and then tell them I'm switching to verizon.
I need a sitter at 2:15pm. Fuck. :(

bitter much?

Tue, 16 Nov 2004 05:47:56 GMT

So UMMMMM, my step mother or whatever she is now, step widowed mother whore? I don't know. She's planning on dropping Em here, tomorrow. She called to give me the heads up. I haven't seen Em since our dad died, I am so incredibly freaked out about her coming and so fucking pissed off that the dumbass is dropping her off and doesn't know when she's coming back.

AHAHAHA

Sun, 07 Nov 2004 20:58:28 GMT

HAHAHAHA

;)

Fuck You

Sun, 07 Nov 2004 08:21:06 GMT

Why do you people keep text messaging me when you know damn well I can't read the shit. To make shit even more exciting some of you won't even tell me what it was about. Why? I hate you all, ok. It's like 50 degrees in my room because the heat in here is fucked so I like turned the heat upstairs up to 85 and left my door and the door that leads down to the 3rd level open, Travis is pissed, who cares though, right? I am freezing.
So work was retarded tonight, I kept getting prank internet calls from morons making me moan and say all this perverted shit that I couldn't even imagine saying in a phone sex conversation with my new I-BF. The shit is free from sprintrelayonline.com so these retarded ass people call us and torture us for like an hour. It's entertaining, don't get me wrong, but totally embarassing when you have 40 year old men sitting next to you.

Thu, 07 Oct 2004 08:11:10 GMT

I've been getting phone calls from a blocked number all night like every 30 seconds for 10 minutes and then a 20 minute break and so on. If it's any of you, It's totally annoying, stop. I am not above killing people. Watch yo back.

Thu, 23 Sep 2004 03:32:12 GMT

Your Wedding by shimmy_sham

Username

Age

Gender

Who you will marry

eiren

Best Man

murder

Maid of Honor

apuskwikemart

Who Secretly wants to marry you

ahoy

Who gets drunk and ruins the ceremony

diagnose

Your Wedding Singer

external

Who will try to freak dance with your mother

porfiriodiaz_

How many times you'll have sex that night

Chances of marriage survival: 23%

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If LJ Was a High School by Karen_Walker
Username
Principal	diagnose
Lunch Lady	contermacious
Head Cheerleader	eiren
Quarterback	agony
Prom Queen	murder
Gang Member	faizan
Band Geek	ahoy
Theatre Geek	external
Chess Club Captain	apuskwikemart
Loner Goth Kid	inferior_design
Class Clown	porfiriodiaz_

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100% tru

What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex by UMAJohnnie
Name
Sexuality
Age
Most Likely to Say	"It's not that it was bad..."

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Tue, 21 Sep 2004 03:50:11 GMT

I work all the time now. 8-3 at ThyssenKrupp and 4-10 training at Minnesota Relay. Ima die.

Wed, 15 Sep 2004 02:55:09 GMT

Remember that 'rap' John aka murduh did about me? I DOOOOO.
What a jackass.

Tue, 14 Sep 2004 03:41:08 GMT

VOTE OR DIE, GUYZ.
Don't even matter who you vote for, just do it. DO IT. DOO IT.
Diddy said so.
DO IT.

I'M BORED AND MORONIC RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

STONED, DRUNK, AND DUMB.

Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:54:34 GMT

That was my weekend.

Blame Julie.

Sat, 11 Sep 2004 17:07:31 GMT

Where the fuck is Jesse?>:(

Fri, 10 Sep 2004 21:56:48 GMT

What Makes You Sexy? by dollface04
Name
Gender
Physical Appearance	Your Smile
Special Talents	Having Sex

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OMFGGGZ

Mon, 06 Sep 2004 06:39:26 GMT

I went to see Without A Paddle tonight, it was so incredibly funny. I made myself look like an idiot in front of some people at the theater. I'm so entertaining.

Don't tell nobody

Mon, 16 Aug 2004 11:05:08 GMT

This was this morning on my way home at 5:00am, like right when I got into Fargo.

Sat, 31 Jul 2004 04:15:33 GMT

right on..

Sat, 03 Jul 2004 15:34:30 GMT

I got my tongue pierced last night.

HEHE

Sun, 11 Apr 2004 23:34:16 GMT

Happy Birthday Faizan. KISSSSSSZEZZZzZ